" Tang's Mansion "
What's wrong with Young Master?
Something happened on young master. Tang Bo Hu was born
Something was happened. in the 6th year of Ming Dynasty
Something was happened. The year of Geng Yin,
Bo Hu... Geng month, Geng hour
That's why he is named Tang Geng
He's incredibly smart and comes from a wealthy family
But...
What should I do ? Bo Hu...
Young Master
He's foaming at the mouth
Call the doctor quickly !
The doctor said I've been burning the candle at both ends
If I don't rest, my life may be in danger
Mother !
Bo Hu!
Look at my study schedule
From the first until the 30th of the month
Every day I have music, chess, calligraphy, astrology
as well as poetry, strategy and medicine
Now you want me to learn agricultural irrigation
How about whoring and gambling ?
Fine
If that's what you like
Whoring and gambling ?
Bo Hu, I...
I just want the best for you
Those poor children don't even have a chance to study
I'd prefer to be poor then
You...
I heard there's a new sedan chair...
That's right, I heard one came out recently
You can lie down and sleep in it, mother
Just buy it. Oh yeah, mother
My hands are so tired from all the writing and painting
I heard about some new spun gold jade gloves
I won't get tired if I wear them while writing
Buy it as well
A new troupe is coming to perform opera
Why not go and see them ?
Mother, you're really good to me
As long as you apply yourself to your studies
And don't disappoint your father's hopes for you
To one day become the number one scholar...
Then his fortune will surely be yours
You said it, I didn't force it out of you
You didn't force me
You promise
Absolutely
Young Master, what is that ?
Cool, isn't it ?
This is a little invention I made out of stationery this morning
It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced
With a choice of day and night models
It's the essential accessory for the playboy scholars
when he's out and about in the hot sun
And of course for counting
Can I try?
Young Master, your eyes are all dark
Of course !
That's why they're called dark glasses
It's just a minor side effect
No need to be alarmed
Before becoming the head of Jiangnan Four Great Scholars
He was just an insignificant nothing
And the 3 so-called scholars were just his gangs
What do you think you're doing ?
Kids need to piss
We're the Four Great Scholars !
Nobody knows you !
Four Great Trash bags is more like it !
Darn it!
" Before The Four Great Scholars Become Famous "
Wife-fearing scholar Wen Zheng Ming
Wen Zheng Ming !
Boss
What is this ?
You've been painting all day long and you gave me this
This is art
Look how pretty my fish is
It's so lifelike
I told you to paint sea creatures for a casino
Not for selling seafood !
Come on boss, does this look like art to you ?
It doesn't looks like fish nor shrimp
He thinks he's writing hieroglyphics
Hey ! I've been doing this for five years !
500 paintings per day at five cents a piece
How old are you ?
I'm five !
Painting for five years at the age of five ? You're a genius ?
Boss, listen, l...
Don't call me boss, just get out of here !
You're not even worth one cent, I'm being generous
One cent ?
How am I supposed to live on that ?
What makes you think I'd even want one cent ?
Kill me if you must
But don't insult me !
Bullcrap !
I really dislike people hitting my face
Well how about hitting your bottom ?
That's fine
Get lost !
Oh God !
I have such aesthetic standards
And is being compared to a commoner
Wen Zheng Ming !
I can getaway from this...
And this !
Why you're not hitting accordingly ?
Who cares !
Crappy inventor, Xu Chang Gu
One can operate the sun and moon
A way to alter time has finally arrived
Behold
Sunrise, sunset, nighttime, daytime
daytime, nighttime, sunrise, sunset
Nighttime, daytime, sunrise, sunset
How original !
This will catch on all over the world
Let's call it " animation "
Good name !
Incredible !
Thank you. Great
You should pay the money back, it's been a while
We want it right now
Give back the money...
Don't be like that
This invention has research costs, you know
After I've sold these, I'll have money to return for you
If we don't receive the money today
I'll have Baby " a-ta-ke "you
What is " a-ta-ke " ?
" A-ta-ke ", attack you !
Attack me ? Yes...
Baby, sit
Your money is... over there !
Where is he ?
Where did he go ?
Don't let him go !
Quick, after him !
Let's go !
Young Master...
Oh you guys scared me
Where are they ?
They're gone...
Young Master, this is cool, what is it?
You think so too ?
This is our ancestral rice chest
With a few skillful cuts I changed its appearance
And revised it with precisely engineering principles
It is now known as the " Transformer"
That's brilliant l
Can you demonstrate for us ?
Yeah...
One more time at the audience's request
Watch
Transformer !
Darn it! Help!
What's wrong Young Master?
It's jammed !
Jammed ? It's jammed, I can't open it !
We're calling for help! Quick!
I can't breathe !
Gambling addict Zhu Zhi Shan
Great
Bo Hu, you've really got to save me this time
Again ?
I already give you a " I'll pay you later " certificate
That's a really handy certificate
Pay back the money !
Refuse to pay me back !
Darn it!
You'll have to do it even if it's in installments !
Indefinitely Irregularly ?
I owe so much, even killing me will do little
If you force me...
Lives will be at risk
I'll pay you later !
But that only works if it's under 30 taels
This time the figure is too much, I need a bigger one
You are so greedy !
Not really, I need an ultimate solution
Okay ! I'll give you what you wish !
What are you doing ?
Are you screwing me ?
That doesn't count, let's start now
Quick ! He's inside !
Didn't he run up here ?
Find him !
Yes
Tang Bo Hu, have you seen Zhu Zhi Shan ?
He's... gone
Isn't this his clothing ?
How dare you pretend a stone ?
Try to escape again !
I'm going to sort you out today !
Scholars shouldn't use violence
Right... I'm not a scholar
Everyone knows if you throw a punch
your mother will chop your hands off
Is that so ?
I'm not allowed to punch, but I can kick
Tang Bo Hu !
How could you get into another tight ?
And injuring so many people...
Mother, they were all bad people
I was just performing a public service
Fighting is never the right thing to do !
You're the Tang Family's sole heir in 9 generations
If anything goes wrong
how would I answer to the ancestors ?
Have you done ?
I'm in a hurry
Rock, Paper, Scissors !
What are you doing ?
Since when did you like this game ?
Why am I so happy even though she poked me ?
No bad, right?
Your father taught me this skill
Laughing paralysis of the warrior
Specifically used to press laughter points
You won't stop laughing if I don't undo it
Dare to get into any more tights !
Forgive me, mother!
Do you promise to control yourself and be good
I promise !
Are you all right ?
Do you want to buy those golden jade gloves ?
Let me measure your hand size
Why do you look so unhappy ?
Smile for your mother
You're a good boy
Mother, you're wonderful
You tricked me
That's right
You've no turning back now
Tell me you're not serious, right
You're going to study starting from tomorrow
If you don't, all hell is going to break loose
And I will die on the spot!
Mother Bo, Bo Hu is grateful to me
I know you wanted him to focus on his studies
I immediately set out, over hills and mountains
Across the ocean
Across the ocean ?
Where did you go ?
I shall say river
I'm being descriptive, never mind
The point is I found a school for Bo Hu
It's called " Imperial Exam Gruel "
The school sells gruel as well
No. it's " Imperial Exam School "
Imperial Exam School
The school is part of Clear Wind Temple
The environment is fantastic
The study philosophy is top notch
" Laboratory "
" Laboratory " It's well designed and smoothly run
" Bedroom " It's well designed and smoothly run
" Book Store " It's well designed and smoothly run
" Book Store " With the highest quality professors
" Massage Room " With the highest quality professors
" Bathing Pool " With the highest quality professors
" Canteen " With the highest quality professors
Whether it's study of the classics
military training
Languages or science
They are all taught by experts
The school has produced some great scholars these years
Big generals, important scholars...
One student studying Buddhism
even reached enlightenment
Almighty Buddha ! and become immortal
Bo Hu simply must attend this school
That's my desire also
But there is one minor problem
What problem
There's a long wait list for its good reputation
If Bo Hu joins now
it'll be years before he gets in
I can't wait for years
Any shortcut ?
Such a sensitive problem...
I've already solved it
But I need some hard cash
No problem !
It'll cost 5,000 taels
Absolutely not a problem !
And another 4,000 for the miscellaneous
No problem at all
Plus a ten percent service charge
How much is it in total ?
10,000 taels
10,000 taels ?
If there's a problem, l...
It's far cheaper than I expected !
I thought it'd cost me 30,000
It's just only 10,000
Take it, you've saved me a lot
What a loving mother you are !
You Hatter me...
Yes ? Mother Bo
Just leave it to me
Thank you very much
I should've ask for more
" Imperial Exam School "
Bo Hu, everything is well prepared
Pursue your studies here and work hard
If you need anything, let us know
Of course ! We'll help you
Remember, you mustn't try to escape
Why would I want to escape ?
Is something bad going to happen ?
No, but life is full of surprises
We'll miss you a lot
Exactly !
Brother
Take care, Bo Hu. I'll miss you guys
Here I go
Okay. Farewell !
Take care !
Divide the money !
Of course
His mother gave me 150 taels
50 taels for each of us
50 taels ?
What's up ? I don't think so
I knew it !
There's more than 10,000 here
Aren't you afraid of retribution ?
Isn't that a bit quick ?
Don't blame me
As a wise man once said
friends are there to be betrayed
Who said that ?
My father
Well said ! We should meet more friends
Exactly ! And sell them out l
This way
Please
It's mine!
Put your bag down
Help him register
Tang Bo Hu of the Tang Family
I'll keep this contraband temporarily
Us monks won't steal from you
Change your clothes
Our school has fine service and is smoothly run
Garnering the approval of students and parents alike
You are by referral and can enjoy a 20% discount
Stop !
Why does he want to escape ?
Don't move !
He must have been sneaking out shopping at the wrong time
It's fine. Us monks are very reasonable
We won't do anything to threaten your life
Really ? Don't worry
After drinking our specially developed intelligence tea
students study far more intelligently
What about this guy?
He drank too much of it
This is our dining hall
Meat and fish are prohibited
I can guarantee our food is richly nutritious
And hyangienic as well
He must use his brain too much
Absolutely nothing to do with the food
No way !
Is this a pigpen ?
No, this is a henhouse
Allocate the bunks
Get down !
You're not going to put me in here, are you ?
Relax
Your mother asked us to take special care of you
You will stay on second floor
And this is your room, with 2 floors
Where is the bed ?
Your bed is upstairs, have a look
Master, knocking my head like this every day
Isn't that a good thing
It might knock some high scholarship into you
This is our Top Scholar Room
Study hard and you'll be number one before you know it
What are you doing ?
Get off me !
I can't stay here !
Stop ! Let me go !
Let me go...
Stop !
Let me go...
I want to leave...
I must leave here...
I want to leave...
If you treat me as your brother, let me go !
I don't want to stay here anymore !
Relax
We're here to get you out
Right, we're brothers
I can't live without you
Not only do I regard you as a brother
but as my parents
What the heck !
Cut the nonsense, get me out of here !
Your entire future is here
Now that I recall !
I'm here because of you !
Mother. I'll kill you l
You promised your mother, no fighting
Maintain repose in all situations
A gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists
It hurts !
Bo Hu!
That's my hand !
Okay...
If you can get the password and key to the gates of hell
Then you can reach the dining hall
I mean heaven
What's the password ?
Password is the 15th day of the first month
And the key ?
Money is the key
The 15th of the first month is the Clear Wind Temple Fair
Everyone will be there, it's very eclectic
Not only it's inspirational for us cultured types
Most importantly
a whole flock of pretties comes to pray
Let me tell you
This is a great place to meet girls
How come my mother never let me come ?
She kept you in cage like a golden bird
There's no way she'll allow you to come this kind of place
Exactly
She's afraid that some bad girls might take liberties with you
Brother Zhu, look
That one selling buns would make a great wife for you
She looks like a pig, a good match for you
I'm going to the prayer pool, many hot girls there
Wait for me
" Fire Hips "
Kids, do you like me ?
No...
Why don't you like me ?
Because you're too fat
I know I'm very fat
but I still want you to like me
Can I sing a song for you ?
Okay...
Please don't laugh at my weight
One day I'll be a magistrate
The world can go and come
and I'll just sit around on my bum
Why are you spoiling things for the children ?
You are too rude !
Miss...
" Praying Hall "
The recently opened prayer pool
can give you prosperity and long life
Ladies, don't miss this golden chance
Amitabha
" Prayer Pool "
Sir, please stop here
I just want to have a look
This is the ladies' area
you should leave
Cripples have come out able to walk again
Ugly girls have come out as great beauties
Great...
I heard there was a half dead guy
who came out leaping and skipping
You're exaggerating, this is rubbish
Why don't we try next time instead ?
Yeah, sure
Do you have to take everything off to bathe here ?
Not your business ! Get out of here !
I'm just asking
If it works
your face would've been fixed long ago
And your broken legs would be straight
What? Don't like it ?
Go on and hit me then
Octo Kicks !
That'll teach you !
You dumb heads dare to drink with me
No one can beat me
You've got nowhere to run
I must have you tonight
You better do as I said
Young Master
Do you really like me ?
Ghost!
Help me!
Amitabha...
Blessings...
Please rise
Master Venerable, did a monster do this ?
A fox turned into a human and brought ill to the world
We must do something
I have to perform a ceremony
Oh Master, we count on you
The monster is too powerful
a regular ceremony won't work
What to do then ?
On the 13th of next month
Gather all the young girls from the village
I'll harness their femininity to tight tire with tire
And conduct an indomitable ceremony
At the time, no one is to be admitted to the Temple
Thank you, master...
These charms have been blessed by the Temple
They can protect you from evil force
Amitabha
Give me one...
Don't worry...
Calm down
5 taels each
Everyone will get it. That's the witch
who kicked me last time
You can't even beat a crippled woman
It's really are a joke
She's faking it
Faking what ? Obviously she's crippled l
She only used one leg and thrashed me
That's why you are here
Let's both beat her up
Okay, both of us attack together
Are you sick ?
Us two beating up a crippled girl
You really are headless !
What's your point ?
A ripe young girl, disguised as a cripple
There must be a story behind
I'm going to find out
Do you mean to make a princess to be whore ?
You're an scumbag !
I'm going to talk to her
I must talk to her
Miss, if you please, I have a question
You don't look stunning
but certainly is a fair lady
Why you have to deceive everyone ?
Calling me a liar!
Not at all...
You are one pretty girl, you could have a bright future
Are you finished ?
Though you've got one long and one short leg
Your body figure isn't bad
You got pimples on your face
Yet...
Who will know when the light goes out?
Young Master, can you hold this for a while ?
Sure!
Did you just kick me ?
So what ?
Hold this
Who are you ?
I'm Honor
What kind of a name is Honor?
Mind your manners !
How dare you seduce a good man in daylight!
Do you know who I am ?
Master, please forgive my rashness
It's fine
My eyes !
This monk hits people with such grace
Everyone, this is my next big invention
after the Transformer
Invisibility Balls
I made this by combining traditional Chinese herbs
with the Western medicine
Your body becomes invisible after taking it
Take your clothes off and no one can see you
Is that true ?
What's the difference between the two ?
It tells how strong the medicine is
Take this and you'll be unseen for an hour
Only for an hour?
This one can made you invisible for at least 3 days
3 days
You can do all the things
that you'd never dare to do normally
You're sick !
Remember. You must take it dry, without water
And in one breath. Otherwise it won't work
What if it gets stuck halfway down ?
Then you have to eat and jump at the same time
Eat and jump
Come on, I'll show you
Okay
Wait a minute
Handling top secrets like these Balls
It's best to take precautions
Make sure no one is eavesdropping
It's safe, no one is outside
How is it? Can't you see me ?
Not at all
You've completely vanished !
Look...
Your little head is really cute
How can that little thing be his head ?
It's my fist
I really can't see a thing
No slapping down low !
I wouldn't believe it with my eyes
It's amazing
Yeah !
We should celebrate since we're so succeess
Good idea...
Cheers...
Come...
Come
Cheers...
No!
I can't drink. Alcohol counteracts the medicine
Time is running out
I should use it well and go to have fun
Be careful
Life is short
Enjoy it till the end
I've been unwell these days
This is too much for me
I heard there's a small one on top, let's have a look
Okay. Let's go and see
Just like cow dung
What is this stuff ?
What are these Invisibility Balls made of?
Cow dung
You must take it dry, without water and in one breath
What if it gets stuck halfway down ?
Then you have to eat and jump at the same time
Regarding the Invisibility Balls
we'll wait for Brother Xu and decide
Here's my new painting
Hundred Birds
I welcome your comments
All right
Brother Wen, this is truly stunning
Oh please, it's nothing...
But the most eye-catching part
is not the peacock
What do you mean ?
Nor is it the duck with black feathers
But rather this...
Bird
That's not a bird, it's a chicken
It is not ordinary chicken
Why did you say that ?
This is a hen
I didn't know you were such a poultry expert
You know me now
What's so special about this chicken ?
This chicken of yours, is relatively...
Bold
Fierce
But, on closer inspection
You seem to be using...
A metaphor
Metaphor ?
Your wife
True, you've got it
This chicken is actually a metaphor for my wife
I bet this chicken is having an affair
Correct ! But its partner doesn't have a clue
Your wife is the chicken !
Darn it
What about the composition ?
It seems very...
What are you doing ?
Have you got a cold
Bo Hu, continue...
The birds are facing the phoenix
All looking lively, thanks to your gifted techniques
Why did you hit me ?
When ?
Didn't you hear a slap ?
In my opinion
there's only a very small...
What did you hit me for ?
I didn't ! It's you !
Don't lie to me!
What do you think of this white bird ?
Just one tiny issue
What's this Western bird doing in China ?
Sit down... The origin of this bird is...
Okay, now this bird...
Bo Hu! Brother Wen !
Are you imitating a flying chicken ?
Get up
You're too careless
Did the girls vanish too ?
Today's my lucky day
Coming...
Yes...
It will bring bad luck!
Where did she go ?
The princess is bathing
Wearing her clothes on ?
A man's biggest indecency is farting with his pants off
While for a woman, is bathing with her clothes on
I'm like entering a treasure land
and coming out empty hands
Cripple girl
I can at least have fun !
Crazy !
Octo kicks !
Witch !
She can't have seen me
Excuse me
She's blind ?
I've been tricked !
Sir
You're going too far !
You misunderstand...
Got away with lying to my wife
I'm the man at The Lantern Festival
All the beauties are crazy about me
I'm the real me today
I need to piss
What's the matter? What are you nervous about ?
Don't be panic
You can ask me anything, Bo Hu
I haven't
What did you say ?
I said I've never been in a love before
Speak up !
I've never been in a love before !
What's so funny ?
Stop laughing !
Ignore them, let's go
There's no one around...
You really haven't been in love
It's because of my mother
You don't look like it
You've the bad boy look and the soul of a gentleman
I do?
You've got me, lucky you
You'll score for sure if you do what I say
Call me Master
Master. Say it like you mean it
Master !
That's more like it
Firstly, your image is a bit of a problem
Compared to me, you've got some work to do
Why do you make your eyes so big ?
Small eyes are more attractive
Smaller
Too small, a little bigger
That's too big
That's good, keep them like that
There's also your nose
Why is it so long ?
Do you think you're half white or something
The real issue is your personality
You can't be so stem
You have to be gentle with a girl
If you fancy a girl, you should ask
What's your name ?
She'll be shy to answer
Then you should ask about her age
Look at me, not her
Wen Zheng Ming !
Join the Lantern Fund Raising Festival
Stand still !
Master". Join the Lantern Fund Raising Festival
Miss !
Can I help you ?
I want to know...
How much do I have to donate to win a prize ?
You'll know when you win
Hey sweetheart, how much for a night?
What a filthy animal !
Gorgeous !
Sir, they are pretty, right? I've got all the girls
Who dares challenge me ?
I do!
This way please, Young Master
You !
You dare to challenge the Four Rich Scholars
I'm not here to challenge you
I'm here to defeat you !
Gutsy !
If you race with a bear, who would be faster ?
Good catch...
If I say I'm slower, I'm worse than a beast
If I say the opposite, that'll make me the beast of the beast
I'm not falling into your trap, I'm...
Just as fast as the bear!
So you're just a beast
You lose !
That doesn't count...
Listen...
An outfit costing 10,000 but the chest didn't fit
The tailor charged only 3,000, why ?
Answer with an idiom
I could do this standing on my head
He only charged 3,000
Because he already tried his "breast"
Girls don't go...
There's a mountain calls " I'm a mountain "
There's a temple on it call " I'm a temple "
Inside is a monk names " I'm a monk"
The monk carries a dog calls...
I'm a dog !
I can see that!
Which animal asks "why " the most?
Horses
Wrong
Tigers
Nope
Chickens
Wrong again
Which animal is it then ?
Pigs
why?
Because you're the pig asking " why " !
He said you're a pig
You calling me a pig ?
Fine then. I'll have my dog versus your pig
Lucky, attack !
What? Is he crazy ?
Attack is a foreign word
It means attack
Girls, let's move backwards
Of course, mine is a foreign dog
Attack !
My doggie...
My turn !
Chiang, I treat you as my own for all these years
Raise you in spite all sorts of hardships
You shall repay the debt today
Chiang S, attack!
Is that all you've got ?
Didn't you listen I said " Chiang S " ?
What S?
I added an S
That's how to make words plural in foreign tongue
A whole swarm of " Chiang S " is about to arrive
Look
Good...
Pretties, let's go play poker
I can't believe you're this terrible to friends
All because of women
You sure are my soul mate !
Here comes the highlight of tonight !
Great...
The most interesting event of the night !
Generous benefactors
We're counting on you for this funding
If you got money
and is kind enough to donate
You are able
to spend a splendid night with Qian Qian !
Awesome...
Whoever donates the most will be the winner!
Anyone giving 100 or above can come up on stage!
Come on...
How much are you donating ?
100 taels
200 taels
You ?
100 as well
Bring it here. 300 taels !
How come there's nothing here ?
What does it means ?
You will get nothing since you donate little money
Let me through...
Stop !
I must have this girl !
I'll donate 10,000 taels
That's more like it
You smells great
Miss, your perfume bag
So about my prize...
It besides you
I'm yours... No...
The girl is mine!
You belong to me tonight...
Go away...
Out...
Quick
Ghost...
The autumn moon shines on the temple
Fragrant smoke drifts upwards to the house
Even ants are attracted to her
Brother, let's go for our own girls
Is this me you painted ?
I find two lines of poetry in my perfume bag
Did you put them in ?
Strictly speaking...
It depicts the first time when we met
Miss, why are you here ?
You...
You like me, don't you ?
You look thirsty
You were even ready to kiss my painting just now
Would you like to kiss the real person ?
There's water
Why is there a pretty girl in Bo Hu's house ?
This is too much...
Let's help him
Quit acting noble
There's no way you pervert will help him
He's just as bad as all other men
That look in your eyes
I finally figure what's missing
Stubbornness with a hint of rage
Could I be wrong ?
As cold as ice with a heart till of hatred
Is there something you can't let go of?
You'd never understand
We're from totally different worlds
Are we ?
You don't look like the studious type
I suggest you should leave
Why would you say that ?
Look at yourself
You believe you can make it to the Imperial Exams
Of course
Test me if you don't believe
If you don't get it right
you have to leave
And if I pass...
You'd be my girlfriend
Deal
May I have your name ?
Qian Qian
Qian Qian...
Feel free to ask, Miss
Our Bo Hu has brains
Though he might not be Einstein
He knows his poetry and literature
Truly accomplished
Aside from the Analects
I'll test you on the Analects then
We'll do it tomorrow night
I'll have this painting
Why do you want me to leave ?
See you !
I'll pass for sure
While you're here, I'm not going anywhere !
Do know how complicated the Analects are ?
Isn't it just a book
A total of 20 volumes with 12,000 words
This... this is all your fault !
Two of you are going to study with me !
And you !
I'll do it myself
You can't go to sleep
Wake up!
Time's running out...
I'm so sleepy
This won't do at all
Wake him up, Brother Zhu
Let's try the ancient method
It works !
The candle's gone out, how am I going to study ?
No worries, we can steal some light
What are you doing ?
Sorry
Take your time
Hey, you're just jealous of my talent
You're disguised as a priest
I'm disguised as your father!
Remember
Say the signal if you fail to answer
Don't play. The signal is
" Two turtledoves by the riverside "
Then we'll scare her
You sure will pass
Bear in mind
How did it go ?
Never been better
Great
Let's begin, shall we ?
The Master said, in order to rule a country
The Master said, in order to rule a country...
There must be sincerity and care for people
And understand their strength
Zi Gong asked if Shi or Shang is more superior
Zi Gong asked...
He asked
Two turtledoves by the riverside
That's the signal
Two turtledoves by the riverside
Something's out there !
You just know to do nonsense in front of me
The Master said both of them are not good enough
Zi Gong supposes Shi is better
The Master said going beyond is as wrong as to fall short
You're talented after all
You memorized the Analects in a single night
But I'm testing you on the Analects
Why are your answers from The Book of Songs ?
I have no idea
Those few lines just pop out when I see you
Two turtledoves by the riverside
A gentleman can't resist a fair maiden
The signal
The ghost's back !
Ghost
Ghost ?
Where's it ?
Ghost!
Where ? Where's he
You again
What are you doing ?
I recall
Master, I didn't do it on purpose
It's fine
Who are you ?
The 18 Copper Men !
The 18 Copper Men ?
Why you are here ?
We've been betrayed by Master Venerable
" Wanted " He...
He's an infamous pirate
He infiltrated the Temple posing as a monk
And poisoned the well water
Then seized our place
Deceiving the kind villagers
Amitabha
He shackled our shoulder blades and left us
We keep ourselves alive by eating garbage
He even made a fake hot spring
and made us perform Iron Head
Iron Shirt
And Unbeatable Legs for firewood
To heat the water for the spring above
We live in humility and disgrace
and hope that...
We can escape and take revenge one day
To mete out heaven's justice !
Right !
You poor fellow with the sausage lips
Do you study Iron Mouth ?
No, I practice the Virgin's Kung Fu
What for ?
For blowing the fire
We also have to make the spring bubble
If the water isn't hot enough and not enough bubbles
We have nothing to eat
The temple has become an evil place indeed
Only if you go and spread the word
We will be free again
Me?
You !
Tried to trick me !
You're outrageous !
I know I am
But who can memorize the Analects in one night
I want to make a good impression
I'm afraid you'd see me as uncultured
and not seeing me again
Really ?
I am a fearless person
But I'm a quite scared this time
You don't even know who I am
What if I really am a ghost?
Since when are ghosts so kind
You're so ugly, just like a frog
You're laughing,finally...
How can I not laugh ?
I'm obviously a tiger, not a frog
Tigers with tongues sticking out so far
Honestly
Even if you were a ghost, I'd still be fond of you
What's all this ?
I'm cooking chicken wings for you
How can you cook with such a small flame ?
It's a slow roasting method
Roast the skin and make it all juicy
The skin will be crispy and not over cooked
I think it should be ready to eat since we cook it for so long
Just a little longer
Why are you such a brat?
It should be ready now
I told you it's not !
Well, when will it be ready ?
Look, it's still raw here
Be patience
Yummy
Now let's add some secret honey sauce
It's the best
I'll do the other side !
This " love " is to thank you for the cooking
You can eat now
Is it good ?
It's really fantastic !
Out of all chickens I've eaten
This is the best
It's just a cheap way of doing it
If you're hungry and broke
Try to prolong the cooking time
By the time you're watching and smelling
You'll have eaten a meal
One person with only one chicken wing
One chicken wing
for the whole family
The drumstick for grandma and the middle part for sister
I'd get the wingtip
But grandma always gave me her drumstick
Who are you actually ?
Stop asking if you want to eat chicken wings
Who's there ?
Sir, eating meat is forbidden in the school
I'm not eating
It's obviously roasted chicken wings
Is that it ?
This is a vegetarian chicken wing
Why are there bones in vegetarian chicken wing ?
They're vegetarian bones
Sir, you should concentrate on study instead
How's the bone ?
It's really...
Delicious
Your mouth...
It's just the sauce
You gave me a painting and I cooked for you
Now we're even
So will you...
Cook for me again ?
No
Unlike me, you're from a rich family
We're like poles apart
Study hard
I'm leaving
How will I find you ?
You won't
I love roasted chicken wings
Roasted chicken wings, I'll roast them for you
Squat down a little
Unbeatable Legs, you ready ?
Unbeatable Legs ? Nothing...
Put your legs apart
Lift your bottom
Start it
What?
Nothing...
You are getting on my nerves
Where are you from ?
I'm a garbage collector
Tell me earlier, I love collecting rubbish
Give it to us if you have any
So, you're not going to hit me
Of course not
But I'm getting used to it
You'll be fine
Thank you I'm able to escape
Honor isn't such a bad guy actually
Much more forgiving than my wife
Come on, drink up.
Cheers !
How many times have I told you ?
Contact with the outside world is strictly forbidden
But some of you just ignored my words
And even started a relationship
This jerk...
Should die !
I could forgive you instead
but you fall for this woman
You should die!
And you too !
I've told you that Bo Hu is getting suspicious
Why aren't you scaring him off
Great Master, he's too smart for it
Is he?
Do you admire him ?
Of course not
Great Master
You took me in at my hour of greatest need
I've stuck by you all the way
And...
I even dressed as a ghost to help you
How could I ever betray you ?
He's suspicious and will ruin our plan
Why don't we just kill him ?
No!
The Tang Family has great influence here
We must think carefully at every step
Our main task is to get 100 beauties for the East Islanders
Yes ! Honor !
Inform all the village mayors about the ceremony
Have them prepare the young beauties
Gather them to the Temple for holy water tomorrow
For peace !
" Danger "
Get him !
Who stepped in poo ?
I did !
I thought you were supposed to be smart
This is Great Claw !
I am the top detective in Jiangnan
Phoenix !
Never heard of you !
Darn !
Our family has produced two great men
My elder brother Maxi as a venerable lawyer
And I, Ma...
Maximum
No, I'm Ma...
Matrix
Detective Phoenix
He might be related with the missing women
You...
Search the premises !
Yes sir...
You don't mind, do you ?
I have nothing to hide
Go ahead
What's this Hanging ropes
It's for hanging and stabbing yourself, not
Correct
So where's your wound ?
I was stabbing a friend, not myself
What's this then ?
Making holes to let the light in
Exactly
Some scholar you are
Don't tell me you've been framed
Super, you've gotten everything right!
What's this ?
Taste it
Yes !
Come here...
This is extremely important. Safeguard it
Sorry
What do you do most of the time
Study and write poetry
You jerk !
And you called yourself a scholar
What's this ?
You jerk !
Rape is bad enough by itself
But this is simply despicable
You are such selfish prick
A total abomination !
Arrest him...
Arrest him !
Who dares ?
You dare to resist
Want to try my Great Claw
Bo Hu's not easy to handle
Fool, He's a smart person
If he resists, I'll arrest his mother
Surely he's not that stupid
That's right
Take him away !
Wait a second !
Can I have something to cover my head
You know what it's like to be ashamed, huh
Give him a black cloth !
No, it's not for me
It's for the corpse
If the world found that I'd rape...
Such an ugly girl
How could I ever survive again
Amitabha
Detective, my son is not guilty
He's innocent
Everyone says so
Your son has this criminal look and vicious eyes
He has a short life
He'll get the death penalty most likely
How dare you curse my son
Do you want to die ?
Two can play at that game !
Did you drop something
Stop trying to distract me
That means it's not yours
Then I must have dropped it
Wait !
I really did drop it
It's mine...
Where were we stop at ?
Madam
Your son is such a talented fellow
He's surely popular around girls
How on earth he'd kill and rape such a toad
Was the girl really that bad
I've vomited five times while inspecting her
I still want to vomit now
Anyone who is able to rape her
Is truly an incredible idiot
Surely not your son
Right
Please put in a good word for him
But the judge is now working in Beijing
When will he be back
He's having fun with the Emperor
It should take him six months to a year
Six months to
Is there any other way
Don't think I'll do you flavor and release your son
I'm just here to check the jail
Back in the day they did a shoddy job
Especially Cell Number 2
One push and it collapsed
Really I'm going to catch that fraud
I'll be back in 3 hours
Is it possible you'll be back earlier
I'll only be back later
Look after yourself
Thank you, detective !
Come back soon !
Done
Bo Hu
Mother, I was set up !
Don't worry, I will rescue you !
Bo Hu
Those monks are all bad guys...
We're so dead !
They're all bad guys
Brother Wen, you got to tell the authorities
We must arrest these guys
Tell the authorities
Are you nuts
By the time they take action
Those girls have all turned into prostitutes
And you'll turned into a dead man
Instead of sitting here
So why don't you step up and save the girls
I can't
I mustn't break out of this cell
I promised my mother
I even signed a contract
It's up to you now Mother Bo
Well...
That's right, I remember...
With his last breath your father gave me an amulet
It mustn't be opened except for emergency
I believe it is the proper time now
Go and get it, Mother Bo !
I can't
This is Tang's fortune
Women aren't allowed to touch it
In this case, I'll go get it
That's what friends are for
" Tang's Mansion "
Toilet
Ok! For Bo Hu...
I'm willing to charge heedless into danger
Dark !
Bo Hu
I've brought the amulet !
Smelly
Grab it !
What's inside
When temptation is too strong, give in to it
Thanks Father
I got it
But Mother, I signed a contract...
Nothing to worry about, it's gone
Thank you
Listen everybody
Our biggest trade with the East Islanders
is done!
Good...
Great Master
I feel sick
Is there an antidote ?
It's just a normal reaction to the wine of Nirvana
Today is a big day. Leave as soon as it's done
I'll reward for all your contributions
Qian Qian
Your flying ability and ghost acting
is going to come in very handy today
Listen people
She's one of us now
Come on ! Cheers !
Cheers !
Be careful !
The wine is poisoned
Of course the wine is poisoned
Great Master
We're laying down our lives for you
How could you let us drink poison ?
As long as we're loyal, Master will give us the antidote
Unless you betray him
Will you ?
Will you...
For loyalty, let's finish this wine of Nirvana
Cheers, Qian Qian
Cheers !
Good...
Cheers !
Come on !
Why didn't you drink
Drink it...
What are you waiting for ?
Good !
Amitabha
The holy drop offered in this temple today
is a gift from the Buddha as His love for you all
Drink it and no evil will befall you
Drink up everybody
Check if all of them are fainted
No problems here
No problem
They're all out cold
Excellent. Move the girls to the boat
Octo Kicks, bum the temple down
Got it !
Great Master ! Honor !
Get explosives and demolish the hot spring
Drown those copper-headed fools
Understand !
Qian Qian, go to the sanctum and get the ledger
Ok
Listen everyone
Erase all evidence and kill all witnesses
No clues shall be found
I don't want a single strand of hair to remain !
Great, master...
Get to work Brothers !
" Xu Village Disaster Record "
Load all the girls onto the boat!
So they really did kill my sister
" Li Yan Yan " So they really did kill my sister
What are you looking at?
Release her !
Don't worry about me, go !
You fragile scholarly types, mind your own business
Don't be busybody
You again
You've dropped something
I'm no longer crippled, Handsome
You're not
Don't do the Octo kicks please...
I'm scared
It's not your first time
I'll be gentle
You pissed on the ground, right
I beg you, Octo Kicks
Please forgive me
What going on
I know that you're inexperienced
The super glue I invented is pretty good, huh
Be sorry or I'll use this 8-times-8 kicker...
As payback
Kick me every time
I did this especially for you
You've nowhere to run this time
You dropped something
Bro Wen, we have been waiting for a long time
We thought you'd abandoned us
Are you here to save us
That's right
Are you ready ?
Ready !
Then I'll tell people aboveground
I'll tell them that you're ready
Great !
You wouldn't lie to us, right
Sweetheart, even if I lied to the world
I wouldn't be able to lie to you
I'm ready, let's do it !
How are you ?
Are you all right ?
I'm fine
Actually I'm with them
I knew that all along
But, I'm afraid...
You don't have to be afraid anymore
You got me
Are you willing to let me protect you
I'd like that
Stop !
You're Tang Bo Hu
Yes, what is it?
How dare you break out
What are you arresting me
Can't you see that they're all fake monks ?
A brunch of pirates doing all sorts of crimes
Rubbish ! Baseless accusations!
He's framing us
The girls and stolen goods are all at the pier
Go and see for yourselves
We'll do accordingly
Yes Sir! Go to the pier
You guys take him back
Yes Sir...
He's that good
We won't be separated, not even in death !
Bar all exits !
Come out !
You perverted monk!
You...
I'd actually invented Invisibility Ball
Let's take him on together !
You're really not afraid to die
I've studied the Unbreakable Moves
Completely impervious
You're no match for me
Rock Paper Scissors !
I pressed his laughter points
We'll get him when he's out of breath
Are we that good together ?
You've laughed yourself to death
I shall take revenge for my sister
Your hand...
You've been poisoned by the wine
Come and get the antidote !
Qian Qian...
I'm fine
Let's get him
Stand still ! I got what you want here !
You've got to think clearly Brother
Just hand the antidote over
Maybe I'll forgive you jerk
Qian Qian
Drink the poison for the antidote
If not, we'll die together !
Come on...
No!
Qian Qian !
We'll be together forever !
Qian Qian !
" With your tears make a mark in my heart "
" In the stream of life, one Ends love so slowly "
" I'll stand in the way of blades coming towards you "
" Do you know that love is the only cure "
" Even if I'm wrong "
" Love is like a flame"
" A flame burning naked "
" Hold me tight, never leave me "
Bo Hu...
Let's go have some fun...
" Ever death will do us apart"
Remember our eternal love
From this onwards, Bo Hu studies hard
And concentrates on poetry and art
He finally becomes a great scholar
And has a positive influence on his buddies
They become the acclaimed Four Great Scholars in Jiangnan
Zheng Ming
Your small eyes are so cute
You're good...
Chang Gu
I love your curly hair
It's hereditary
You're really handsome Zhi Shan...
I love you so much
Good taste
Tang Bo Hu...
Bo Hu...
Qian Qian
You're all right
I miss you so much
Sister Pomegranate, he...
You know each other
What's going on ?
We don't know her history
We met her in the forest last autumn
This girl was in a dire state
Took her back and I'll gave her treatment
Madam Hua spent 7 days
drawing out the poison in her body
Yet she has lost her memory since then
All she had on her was a perfume bag
So do you know her or not
Then we'd best be going
I don't know her
Qiu Xiang, let's go home
Roasted chicken wings, I'll roast them for you
The autumn moon shines on the temple
Fragrant smoke drifts upwards to the house
Qiu Xiang
" Refer The Previous Episode For Further Story "
" Flirting Scholar l "
" The Swordsman Died Here "
Why you're laughing again ?
Great Master
I've finally found you, are you all right
Good
You've such good fortune
You did survive from falling from such a huge cliff
Now I've even found The Queer Scriptures
I can rule the world !
I'll have my revenge on Tang Bo Hu
What does it say
" The Secret of Success 1 "
One must become a eunuch in order to be succeed
If I must
Help me do it
Does it hurt ?
It hurts
Great Master...
What? There's a second page
What does it say ?
Read it yourself
" The Secret of Success 2 "
Success is not definite if one is eunuch
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
There's a third page
What? There's a second page
" The Secret of Success 3 " You can success even not a eunuch
Take 3 pills of Panadol and the White Flower Oil
for consecutive 7 days, you'll have the same effect
This Cloning Pill consists of rare Chinese herds
Not only can you clone yourself and be invisible
It will also stimulate hair growth
Making it glossy, black and bouncy
It's perfect for those scholars plagued with hair loss problems
Nice weather in Jiangnan
It is
The Four Great Scholars !
Welcome
That good ?
Not good, I completely forget the 18 Copper Men l
They can definitely take care of themselves
No worries
After you
" Loong Foong Motel "